a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”
i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes
I suddenly feel the need to praise my IT/CS teacher. He never leaves out amazing women who have done great things in the IT industry and how ridiculous it is that women aren’t always taken serious in the modern world. He makes sure that the only other girl in IT and I feel comfortable and calls out the guys if they are making crude jokes that could upset us.
It’s not that he considers us weak or anything, in the contrary! He is trying to make us confident in a department where women are told they don’t belong.
I really appreciate that.
DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE
CAUSE I DO